What a weekend!

Here's a little bit of advice... When drunk French men get up in your face and start spouting out vulgar things, the WORST thing you can do is tell them to, exscuse my french, but f*** off... The end result is not pretty. In my case, the end result was a 45 year old man actually winding up and KICKING ME as hard as he could. Good times. I miss the midwest :-(

"Well out here in the middle
you can park it on the street
Step up to the counter;
you nearly always get a seat
Nobody steals. Nobody cheats
Wish you were here my love
Wish you here my love"

as opposed to: